Poems Entered in 2009
One hundred and six poets submitted a poem for the inaugural Cricket Poetry Award competition.
The judges, Adam Gibson and Jessica Halloran mentioned that a great majority of the one hundred and six poems were of a very high standard.
As such, they had a very challenging time when reading and re-reading all poems; having to make some very hard decisions in the end to get the field down to twenty for the first public reading; then select the last four for the reading at the Cricket Art Prize opening.
Adam and Jessica were particularly attracted to poems that “…spoke about how cricket was interwoven with life in an unforced and natural manner…”
“It’s Just Not Cricket” by Jude Aquilina
It just isn’t cricket
breaking two louvres in Dad’s shed
everyone scattering; losing pocket money for months.
It’s just not cricket
Daisy out Daschund sausageing
between legs, George the galah shrieking ‘Howzat!’
It just isn’t cricket
older brothers using me as the wicket
always caught first bowl, cheeks redder than the ball.
It’s just not cricket
that magnificent Chapelli dive
caught right on pile of Daisy’s pitch fertiliser
It just isn’t cricket
neighbours’ gutters plugged with balls
tin shed beyond the wickets, pitted like orange skin.
It’s just not cricket
mother yelling, declaring death
to all who don’t come to tea on this final and third call.
It just isn’t cricket
when big spots of rain raise Adelaide dust
flood the back lawn with coolness and laughter.
But it is cricket
when the gates at Adelaide Oval open
and we cheer the home eleven to victory once again.
© Jude Aquilina, 2009
“The Dream of the Baggy Green” by Gary Armstrong
Once I even dared to dream
I’d one day wear the Baggy Green.
As Dad gave me my first small bat
I wish it came with the bottle green hat.
I dreamt I wore it sitting high
and plundered runs as the years went by.
As other interests came and went
the dream of green – it never bent.
But now alas, I have a son
and the Baggy Green was never won.
He now dreams long and hard as I
once did and for the cap does try.
I watch him play for his local team
guess what – his helmets’ shiny green!
And as he strives for the baggy cap
I sit close by and clap and clap.
So old test men who’ve gone before
and worn the cap but once or more.
As your baggy caps sit on the shelves
think of those boys in the under twelves.
© Gary Armstrong, 2009
“Mum’s Backyard” by John Ahern
The Victa mower slammed low to the grass
Striping everything green in a twenty yard pass
The matriarch panicked “What’cha doing to my lawn?”
The curator dumbfounded “Cricket season has dawned”
Tennis ball waist taped, ashes rules read and proofed
No LB: six and out; one hand catch off the roof
A gentleman’s game, snick and walk or face strife
Two boys and their fieldsman, cricket brings them to life
Garden Bed lined at slips
Rubbish Binney wheeled far deeper
Hills Hoist spun round to cover
Old Matt Ress, the land’s greatest keeper!
The Thommo sling was bodyline ripping into the cage
The batsman leapt, the bowler danced in rage
Cac Tus, he juggled the sharpest of snatch
Replayed forever, a classic catch
Not rain, broken pane of mums’ calling light
Stopped the two lads slashing fight
Yet when March arrived one sledge went on
“Repair my bloody lawn, junior Don!”
© John Ahern, 2009
“The Democracy of Cricket” by Don Adams
Cricket.
Pre-Cromwellian origins.
Early years haphazard. Schools, clubs, countries.
Embraced by Britain’s colonies.
Adopting their own styles.
A game played princes, urchins, professionals.
Ah, but only one gate now.
The venues are backyards, beaches, parks, paddocks
overlooked by corrugated iron grandstands, or flatbed trucks and utes.
Concrete behemoths, tree shaded swards of green,
the teeming streets of India, Sri Lanka, the Veldt,
coconut palms and white sands,
the playing fields of Eton.
The contrasts are emphatic.
For those who only watch –
Reflecting today’s society are games
played at urgent speed.
The bish bash of Twenty Twenty, the One Day format
with its ever changing rhythms reaching a crescendo –
most times. As democracy demands
a widening choice.
Cricket – for all ages, stages, colour or creed.
Please, I ask you, Gods of Sport,
‘Bless all flannelled fools’.
Whatever colour cloth.
Roll on Summer!
© Don Adams
“Cricket Dream” by Graham Austin
I was
dreaming
very vividly
of playing
serious cricket,
wickedly,
wearing white
and suddenly
finding myself
run right
out, no score.
It was not
a pleasant
dream at all.
So I don’t dream
of cricket
anymore.
How’s that?
Cricket seemed
for me
bad luck,
no score,
I was out,
out for a
duck!
© Graham Austin, 2009
“Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow” by Roger Summers Barrow
The crack of leather on willow echoed through the trees
As Aunt Rose poured tea from her old thermos into metal cups
‘My my’, said Uncle Charlie, ‘that fella can swing a bag’, as he
Put two lumps of sugar into one of the cups
The fourth Sunday was a very special day for certain people
Such folk that would always be found at the oval on that day
The locals invited neighbouring teams to visit
And albeit social, the competition was fiercely tuff
Crack – and another one shot to the rope
Crack again, and again, – ‘Good thing we have a retire at 25 rule’, said Mum
‘Don’t you worry love’ said Uncle Charlie, ‘your Donny’ll get him
Smart lad your Donny, – I’m his uncle you know’
We didn’t win that day, but that didn’t matter
Aunt Rose’s scones were the best she’d ever baked
I reckon
© Roger Summers Barrow, 2009
“Timed Out” BY Lyle Barwick
With bat and ball
Crickets for all
And it began with the cricket test.
That went 5 days
And in most ways
The test showed crickets best.
Then you know
For greater show
We got to the one day.
Quick and fast
The overs past
Hey, what a way to play!
Now the latest thing
In the cricket ring
Is the 20/20 game.
Six after six
A quick fire mix
But cricket just in name!
So what’s next?
Well I regret
The game might be even quicker!
Bowl 20 balls
And that’s all
The cricket’s just a flicker.
So crickets gone
As time went on
From test 20/20.
Maybe soon we’ll see
Over the break for tea
That six ball cricket’s plenty!
But the dwindling game
Is such a shame
And not in the spirit of cricket
So I suggest
We do our best
And avoid that sticky wicket!
© Lyle Barwick, 2009
“Driveway Cricket” by Stephen J Bolger
Roll your arm over, face a few;
I’m Ian Chappell and Dennis Lillie, which player are you.
Brother versus brother, neighbours against mates;
The driveway became the cricket pitch, once we opened the side gates.
Bins for stumps, cracks in concrete the crease;
Taped up tennis ball, movement if you hit the car spilt grease.
Automatics slips and wicketkeeper, for edges against garage doors;
A majority rule was umpire, or who had the loudest roar.
Fielders placed all round you, stirring as ball is bowled;
Straight drive best scoring option, along the ground to be safe we’re told.
Over the top more exciting, soaring past clutching hands ducking heads;
Shouts of catch it, miss hits ricochet off fence palings and sheds.
Parents come out screaming who did it, after glass window hits cement floor;
Don’t’ tell me it was Chappell of Lillie, or your driveway cricket days are no more.
© Stephen J Bolger, 2009
“Keep Dreaming” by Glenn Butcher
I was maybe 8 year old, curled up on the floor
Transistor held up to my ear, to try and catch the score
I had a dream that night, when I finally fell asleep
I’ve had it more than once since then, so…it’s my dream to keep
I dreamt of modern heroes, with me right by their side
Going into battle, as we faced the rising tide
I dreamt of joyous moments, of matches always won
I dreamt of days spent with these men, beneath the blazing sun
Everyone has dreams, of what we want and sometimes need
I had those dreams when I was young, not knowing where they’d lead
Now I’m forty-five, but I still dream that same dream
One day I’ll open the batting for the Australian Cricket Team
© Glenn Butcher, 2009
“We Love the Well-Worn Cliche?s” by Mike Barr
We love the well-worn cliche?s,
Of the world’s most noble game.
We’re nourished when we hear them,
Again and again and again.
We love the agriculture shot,
A hoick, cow-corner bound.
We hear the batsman’s gardening,
If he’s just been knocked around.
He drives and pulls to the boundary rope,
He blocks with the straightest bat.
He hangs the washing out to dry,
He snicks – he’s gone – “owzat”?
The leggie gives it air they say,
It drifts and spins and turns.
A batsman deceived by the flight,
And another wicket earned.
Chin-music played by a quickie,
A ball that whistles past.
A batsman dances down the pitch,
To a crowd in song at last!
He’s plumb, he’s stumped or caught behind,
The batsman’s face asks why.
The umpire’s finger’s raised again
To the pavilion in the sky.
© Mike Barr, 2009
“Dad’s Team” by Elizabeth Blackmore
Mohammad’s behind the wicket,
trying his new glove,
he’s a member of the dream team
at number 41.
Dad is the umpire
the coach and manager too,
and Jessie is the spinner,
(she’s the best that we can do.)
Max is at square leg,
he lives at 31,
and Khoa is in the gully,
he knows how it is done,
his sister Kim’s beside him
to learn what to do
and from 26 came Speedy, the lad from
Kathmandu,
and there’s Tran Ho and “Bouncer,”
who’s good at catching balls,
so Dad put them near the windows,
and Grandma’s keeping score.
Their mob is out for 49 and we are set to bat
Dad sets the fielders around the yard,
They’re anxious and alert…..
then
“L U N C H”
is called and poor old dad is left
smack
bang
in the lurch.
© Elizabeth Blackmore, 2009
“It’s Tradition Grannie!” by Vikki Bye
Be it Christmas or Birthday. Do we need an excuse?
There out family will be with bat and ball out on the loose.
Grannies, Gramps, Nan’s, Mum’s and Dad’s and kids galore.
Millie and Mya have got everything and they head for the door.
They hear no excuse that the adults have said.
Like we’re overfed or we feel half dead.
We troop over to the nearby Park.
Spread out our arena, the girls will play until dark.
Our rules are simple baseball and cricket rolled into one.
But there is no discussion…it’s absolutely tippity run.
Family divisions make for rival teams although some try to hide.
But no-one is escaping form the match and losing your pride.
Game begins, there’s a fast bowl and a miss.
There’s a couple on the outer having a kiss.
Husband and wife face off against each other.
She hits the ball that hard she near knocked out her brother.
We laugh, we limp, we stumble and some can still run.
But the best of all is we have such fun.
We straggle home at the end of play.
We may be sore and wrecked but we’ve had the best day.
So when the little ones stand with the bat and ball
And “Cricket in the Park’s” what they call.
We can groan and moan but we will never say no!
It’s tradition Grannie and we’ve just gotta go.
© Vikki Bye, 2009
“Heavens First X1” by Sharon M Barnes
English Charles Bannerman
Australia’s first cap
First test century
First test match
Legendary Victor Trumper
Style, skill and grace
Century before lunch
Ruler of the ball.
Gentlemanly Bert Oldfield
Precision at the stump
Concussed by bodyline
Personified the game.
Potent Claire Grimmett
Lethal delivery mix
Clamed eleven wickets
Ashes test match
Captain Bill Woodfull
Confronted bodyline
“Two teams out ther
Only ones playing cricket”.
Grandfather Victor Richardson
Chorus Chappell boys
Donned nineteen test caps
Leader of his state.
Sir Don Bradman
Known as ‘The Don’
Confounded bowlers everywhere
Our best batsman ever.
‘Tiger’ Bill O’Rielly
Spinner of renown
Took twenty-seven wickets
Against England’s bodyline.
‘Nugget’ Keith Miller
Mastered bat and ball
Tallied seven centuries
Rattled one and all.
‘Nervous’ Norm O’Neil
Stumped his opposition
2000+ runs in ‘61
“The New Bradman’.
Memorable David Hookes
Always wanted more
Destroyed imperfect bowlers
Sadly miss by all.
© Sharon M Barnes, 2009
“The Backyard Cricket Test Match” by Francesco Bova
“Chappelli” Pete looks up in the heat
He taps his bat on the backyard concrete
Maxy Frank “Walker” leans on the far fence
He is on the longest possible run up-5 m and tense
The keeper Enzo “Marsh” motions for the off cutter show
In comes “Walker”, its full and it deviates sharply as it clips the toe
Ahhhhh !! How’s That? Out !
No way ! is the other shout.
“Walker” appeals to “Marsh”
He nods and raises the finger, “Chappelli” splutters “that’s bloody harsh”.
The new batsman strides to the crease
The neighboring old lady looks out of her window, her glee and interest on the increase
At the top of the mark its “Tommo” Pete
Frank “Walker” thinks he can’t be beat
But then. “bowled” he’s dead meat!
“Dinners ready” emerges a cry from deep mid on
This is backyard test cricket-tomorrow its back on.
© Francesco Bova, 2009
“An Analysis of Cricket” by Ruth Coleman
There are quizzical terms applied in cricket,
Some players may speak of ‘a sticky wicket’,
Then of course there have been many quips,
Concerning fielders, deployed ‘in slips’,
It is rather difficult not to scoff,
At terms like ‘silly mid-on’ and ‘mid off’,
But it would seem it’s quite the ticket,
To slice a ball to ‘deep mid-wicket’,
You may be sure you are doing fine,
If you smash a six to the boundary line.
To deliver a ‘googly’ considered wise,
When hoping to take the batsman by surprise.
But despite all this hype,
I don’t mean to gripe,
I write with the best of endeavour,
For champ or beginner,
This game is a winner,
Which no doubt will go on forever.
© Ruth Coleman, 2009
“Test Bowler” by Alec Choate
W approve the cricket ball’s image
with its blood-coloured wrapping
enhanced by a fingerprint’s scorching,
a bat’s sharpe bruising
and the dirt’s smear from the pitch, for what is it
but a miniature and dangerous world?
It is this that our hero’s fingers
are more than the master of,
this circle they entendril and twist
no less than they twist
and entendril the hearts of the crowd that seethes
in the big game’s temple, cheering and urging him on.
The bowler is god, the ball his world
and as it bites at the pitch
shrewdly, and hisses the bat aside,
he follows it through
to see the tall stumps slump and the bails splashing.
Punching his proud fist up through the cheering air
he stands for his due.
© Alec Choate, 2009
“Fang Prior Bowls Fast” by Peter Crossing
Fang Prior bowls fast
So fast
So fast the slips seem further away
Than Fang at the top of his mark
So far away
I can’t hear them sledge
I can hear Fang though
In my face, all a-lather
After the first ball whistles past
Back and across to the next
Thunderbolt
The ball ricochets to third man
And the vibrating bat still jars my hand
As I scramble a run
Off strike
I can breathe again
“Don’t grin at me when you play shots like that”
Fang Prior bowls fast
So fast
So fast I never call him Fang
© Peter Crossing, 2009
“Wrong Calling” by C. Clive
His awesome mind, a masterpiece
was filled with Rome and ancient Greece.
He was, of course, a Classicist;
a scholar too, if you insist.
When down from college, sometimes would,
play cricket, though he wasn’t good.
In face, he drove the locals mad,
by quoting from The Iliad.
All catches, he would drop, with ease,
when thoughts were turned to Sophocles.
And seeking runs, he wouldn’t bawl,
but gently “veni unum” call.
His mates, not one a learned gent,
would wonder what the hell he meant!
They’d shake their heads, in serious doubt –
and the proceed to run him out.
© C. Clive, 2009
“Mum’s Eye View” by Danielle Clarke
Alarm shatters the silence
Oh crap! It’s Saturday morning
Come on, wake up!
Shovel down breakfast, brush sets of teeth.
Kit is packed for the spring christening
Rearview mirror lights up
With anticipation twinkling in his eyes.
Steaming coffee, chair, rug, food
Dewy grass sweats my shoes
A mirage of bleached skinny boys
Sisters crying, I’m bored!
Newspaper waits
I browse and chat and watch.
Green knees and grins
Suddenly a cheer
Howzat!
He’s at the crease
Tapping the pitch like punta
Blood pumps through our veins
Cherry red blur whistles
He takes a step and…
Crack!
Eyes high
Flying free
One bounce over the boundary
A glance at mum – thumbs up
Clean bowled next ball
He runs straight over
“Did you see that shot mum?”
“Yeah mate – what a beauty!”
It’s all worth it
The spirit of cricket.
© Danielle Clarke, 2009
“Back Then” by Jenny Collins
Neighbour’s kids peeking through broken pickets,
Wide-eyed, snotty nosed, watching wickets.
A weary ball, stitches witherey worn,
Rubbing against trousers, blanched and torn
A blue singlet bowler with missing tooth,
Batsman swinging leather onto corrugated roof
Splattery smack into dunny, dog’s bowl and veggie patch
While diving magpies disrupt the great match.
Stretching towards crease, another stump falls
Licketty spit on twitching fingers, bowling balls.
Concentrated sweat, beer bellied bodies
Tight grips, splintered bat, slapping hands on mozzies
Brylcreamed Dad, sun screened nose
Caught!
So close, but tripping on coiled hose.
Red faces, sleeves rolled, it’s on for one and old
Backyard innings such a sight to behold.
Kids smiles swelling, minds filling with a dream
Illusions of fielding in the Aussie team.
Garbage bin wicket clanging in defeat,
Competitive rellies smiling in the heat.
Barking, screeching, the hard earned shout
The picketty, wicketty, cricketty shout
OUT!
© Jenny Collins, 2009
“The Over” by Geoff Clough
‘Bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl,
That’s all there is to it!’ said the captain.
It was the last over.
The bowler bowled an unplayable ball
and followed it with two others –
no runs were made.
The fourth ball went for a six
followed by a four –
just agonizing inches within the rope.
Now seven were required to win the match!
The next ball was just an inch above the fielder’s outstretched fingers.
He ran to gather it and in one motion tested his strong right arm
and took the bails off.
But both batsman were in their crease –
they had already made three runs,
still running they crossed twice
while the ball crisply divided the fielders and happily crossed the boundary
for four.
They had won!
The over isn’t over till it’s over
(or is you haven’t lost your middle stump you can still bail out!)
© Geoff Clough, 2009
“The Boy Who Refused To Fail”
He was a local boy who gave his all, wickets would fall when he had the
Ball
He could make the ball swing, maybe even sing
Some said he was quick & some said he was slow, but which way it would
go they really didn’t know
Then came a time should he stay, should he go, or head up north & put on
a show
So up north he trudged, where he couldn’t be budged
Now it was time to live his dream, finally it arrived his very own Baggy
Green
He was the boy who refused to fail, out old mate Adam Dale
“In a Land of White Picket-Fences” by John Carey
as a kid, I learned the slow-bowler’s craft,
arm-speed jerked into a quick inertia
by the work of the wrist and fingers, like a plane
tripped to a halt on a carrier’s deck,
blisters raised from knuckle to nail
on my scholar’s skin. A win on points
if the batsman lifted a cover-drive,
a knockout if he left his crease
and was flummoxed by loop or spin
or shaped to cut, then paddled the wrong-un
waist-high straight back at you.
Behind it was a dream of Baggy Green,
a trip to the hub of Empire, grand adventure,
a Gallipoli o fmock-battles and camaraderie.
In multicultural Sydney now, the carrot-tops
are sparser, but what can’t be bred out
is the dream. Of your name enshrined
in the immortal lines of a BBC pundit,
student of Homer and Chaucer: “Miller
takes his sweater and strides off”.
© John Carey, 2009
“Cricket Lovers” by Rohan Dawson
Tradition! How we trounce your name in the dust
How we slyly respect you when it suits us
We doff our baggy green cap to loyal fans
And sell it in the market-place for thousands
The match of which I speak was highly fraught
The pride of nations could not as yet be bought
by indiscreet gestures of superstars
mingling with deep-pocketed bookies in bars
The teams had sweated, embattled and toiled
And the final redoubt had twin nations embroiled
The last over bowled would decide the champion
Both teams squared off and set their jaws-a-workin’
Trevor Chappell charged like a train at the crease
And he winked at his brother – a traitor’s treatise
And he insulted our nation with a bowl poorly tossed
And the result stays in limbo, between a win and a loss.
© Rohan Dawson, 2009
“Flaming Cricket (U15’s)” by Tru S. Dowling
Bowler moseys,
limbs like gangly stag-horns,
a pause, paws turf, turns
and bows, begins the charge
rhythm slung wing to wing,
a shuffle-skip carousels
a loose lasso skims midair
poised swung,
crack!
bauble a kitten pounces at
Christmas, mid-tree
lands on all fours on ground’s
brown hide, take a buffalo tumble
rubs seed like talc fizz on baggy
whites a suture squint on sun-flint
cock-eyes his target
‘Jake the Peg’ flashes the trifecta
dream abuzz in his brain
whittling away tunnel vision
sling shot precision a split
decision, which crease
to pinball, which rabbit runner?
Cicadas ti-ti-tizzz ears, the dog shit stinks
pungent-sweet in razor grass, urgent sweet
as their puppy shouts, as sweet as sweat
thirsting a break
Theses trophy-green knees,
knuckle sheets to the breeze, appease
fissure gap Gods like hand-fed pockets,
slipping pretence like a yawn under
a shady brim, under the intensity of
midday heat.
© Tru S. Dowling, 2009
“The Charge of the Left Brigade” by Phillip Donnell
Half a term, half a term,
Half a term onward,
All to a Canberra park
Strode by the hundred.
Forward to the captains sped!
“We choose to bat!” Rudd said:
Certain as taxes and death
Foes would be plunder’d!
M.P.s to right of them,
M.P.s to left of them,
Jenkins in front of them,
Postur’d and thunder’d:
Bowl’d at like shot and shell,
Deftly they drove and well,
Into the jaw of Brown!
Gave Malcolm Turnball hell!
Flow’d to 300!
Flash’d all their willows bare,
Flash’d as they turn’d in air
Stunning spectators there,
Charging for vict’ry, while
Opponents blunder’d:
Blitzreiged each boundary bloke!
Right thro’ the cordons broke!
Nats, Greens and Lib’rals
Reel’d from each master-stroke,
Chatter’d and chunder’d,
Numbed by the flak, until
Surged the 600!
When can their glory fade?
O what a score they made!
All the world wonder’d
Stupendous accolade!
Honour the left Brigade!
Record 900!
© Phillip Donnell, 2009
“Frontyard Cricket” by Philip Duke
Your call “Hills or Flats”
The old Gray-Nic was spun
The winner would no doubt bat
The bowler mark his run
Facing my brother’s beamers
With my best Chappelli stance
Those taped tennis ball seamers
I hardly stood a chance
What with electric wickets
And one hand one bounce
If Marshy didn’t glove the snicks
The Garage wall would pounce
Sometimes you’d get some runs
And raise the bat to the crowd
Then scratch out your guard again
Requesting “Middle please” loud and proud
Over the Martin’s fence was six and out
That took a pretty good slog
“you hit it, you fetch”
And watch out for Lucky the dog
Dad appeared to call us in
As darkness closed the day
Only the death rattle thud of the bin
Could force the end of play.
© Philip Duke, 2009
“Freedom Run” by Allan Dumbleton
Our modest heath sparkles
This brilliant blue day
Located on the rocky edge
Of Port Phillip Bay
Scratching my mark
Thrips jump as weeds flower
At the top of the run
The wicket looks flat
Though bowling is not merciless
Under today’s temperate sun
Focusing straight ahead
“Keep it up”
“Outside off”
My team mates plead
Its been worth the wait
This magnificent game named cricket
I truly love, appreciate
Watching the batsmen taking guard
Any thoughts of the past weeks pressures
I totally discard
Umpire calls “play”
I start to shuffle, then jog
Sea breezes through my disheveled hair
Breaking out, momentum builds
Through this journey, the freedom run
My rhythm feels good
Flowing as planned
Course of the match
Gripped in my hand
Feeling the grass beneath
Stand by strand
Busily surging towards the crease
A great sensation –
The perfect release
© Allan Dumbleton, 2009
“Cricket – Long May it Reign” by Gwenda M. Elleray
Cricket is catching, but it’s not a disease
men, women and children – play it with ease
In clubs, parks and often the beach
cricket’s the game within everyone’s reach.
A wicket might be a rust old bin
when a game is played, each side wants to win.
Mums, dads and kids galore
watch them play asking, “What’s the score?”
Club cricketers happy when Summer begins
hoping the Season brings many wins
Test players waiting – have they made the Team?
for some it’s ‘old hat’, others a dream.
Playing or watching this wonderful game
enjoy it all – and LONG MAY IT REIGN!
© Gwenda M. Elleary, 2009
“Can You Change My View of Cricket?” by Jan Facey
Can someone please persuade me, ‘cause I just don’t understand
Why cricket is so popular and loved around this land?
I’m not the vast majority and that is plain to see,
For cricket’s slow and boring when I watch it on TV.
One throws the ball (yes, “pitches”) but must hold his arm just right.
Another with a wooden bag then hits with all his might.
The others all just stand around in swelt’ring, scorching sun.
Their sanity must be adrift, or maybe they have none!
There also is a fetish where they need to rub the ball
On pure white “nether-parts”, now stained – no modesty at all.
It’s fun when every game is shortened briefly on the news –
A day’s game now two minutes – great! … Or can you change my views?
© Jan Facey, 2009
“Randwick Juniors” by Lewis Fitz-Gerald
One tips his face toward the sun,
His narrow squint like Waugh. Just nine.
The other dreams of a maiden ton,
A last ball driven four. They’re mine.
My sons. Each summer’s pencil scratch
Proves them taller than before;
In gleeful leaps, as though to catch,
I chalk their childhoods ‘gainst a door.
Hand-me-downs and cut down bats,
Red-rubbed whites and salt-rimmed hats,
Backyard, beach, or on fresh-mown,
The treasure game, of summers flown.
It’s willow’s crack on burnished leather
That punctuates our time together;
Summer’s rhythmic, sweat-stained heat.
The days they win, the days they’re beat,
I count like gold.
I hoard happiness, un-counted runs,
And bless my luck, and my tow sons.
I bank their joy ‘gainst change of season,
I smile at them for no good reason,
And happily, grow old.
© Lewis Fitz-Gerald, 2009
“The Cricketer” by Michael John Foster
First memories under a Hills Hoist
Dodging Mum’s washing, you had no choice
Rusty centre pole, homemade wickets
Cracking concrete path, your brother trying to tweak it
Dad’s tennis racket first, before the plastic bat
Nah not out, didn’t touch it; rubbish howzat!
Christmas holidays, sand between your toes
Caravan Park full of kids, all ready to go
Skippers chosen, you’re the last one picked
Worn tennis ball spraying the sandy pitch
Scores tied, one delivery to go,
Cracked high over the ocean, the waves below
Legs pounding you dive wildly; suddenly the ball grips your hand
Grinning like a lunatic you finally stand
Boxing Day Test, first baggy green.
Newest member of the Australian team
You can smell Mum’s washing; feel your feet in the sand
You once took the catch of the year, an absolute pearler, with only one
hand.
© Michael John Foster, 2009
“Coastline Cricket” by Ann Fenton
Two hours before dinner
We’ve had our siesta
It’s about time
For a cricket fiesta!
We can all have a go
Here on the sand
Cousins and friends
will give us a hand…
Get out the kit
Tennis ball, bin and bat
That’s about it
Plus sunscreen and hat
Mark up our pitch
On a field of gold
Six on each side
New talent and old
The toss is won
The fun has begun
First batsman – be bold!
On no, out first ball
A quacker, then a wacker
The seagulls scatter
Every run matters
We’re on a roll
But wickets fall…
Our turn to bowl
Full toss prowess
Demolition in progress
A hat trick – that’s it!
Shadows are strengthening
Sun’s rays lengthening
Time to pack up now
Let’s take a bow
A sporting performance
In a game of substance
Cricket
Yes, CRICKET
Who’d ever get sick of it!
© Ann Fenton, 2009
“Now That is Cricket” by Bette Guy
Deep Fine Leg. Now that is cricket.
Slips 1,2,3 guard the wicket.
The Keeper Squats ‘till it is over,
Mid-On squares up to the bowler.
Short Third Man hears mighty whack
Which sends Deep Third man racing back.
When bat smacks ball high in the air,
Long Off and Long On wait out there.
Silly Point, the Batsman’s terror,
Waits calmly for the careless error.
The Bowler bowls with speed of light,
Bewildering the Batsman’s sight.
As he thrusts out at the flashing ball,
Scattering fielders with the call.
But foolish in the stress to win,
The leg performs the fatal sin.
“How’s that!” The players jump and shout.
The Umpire solemnly rules him out.
The Batsman walks. The crowd applauds.
The next man in has played at Lords.
And play resumes. Now that is cricket.
The Bowler dreams of another wicket.
© Bette Guy, 2009
“Christmas Day Cricket” by Daniel Haberfield
Summer sun shines, family surround
Batter stands protected ground.
Bowler glares, ball does shimmer
No room for a cricketing sinner.
“Givvit to ‘im!” his father cries,
A glint in his eye, intensifies.
Glory beckons, one more ball,
On stride, he hears the call.
He turns in fright, without delight
Surely he’d not crossed that line of white!
Tempers flare, fury rages
Family banter from the ages!
Uncle Snagger, arm stretched out
“No ball!” the call he did shout.
“Thong slid over!” he explained
Another run, batters gained.
Family pride on the line,
No time, to defend the crime.
He turned, ran, to give his best!
Fast ball rose toward the chest.
Off-hand, they watched it bounce,
Short-leg gave, a desperate pounce.
“What a catch!” all began,
Then set upon, short-leg Nan!
Taking plaudits in her stride,
She looked around with hard-earned pride.
What bound family, one and all?
Christmas, of course, and a bright red ball!
© Daniel Haberfield, 2009
“The Legacy – Mateship and Cricket” by Helen Harvey
As fledglings in an untamed land
they forged their way with sweat and brand.
As men, they fought – brothers in arms;
those who returned, then tilled the farms.
For they were born a bold young race,
with fiery will upon each face.
In this new land, they learned to love,
their sons picked up the bat and glove.
In small backyards or outback school,
they honed their skills and learnt the rules.
Out of the dust they rose to be
one of the best in World’s history.
In their footprints, we’ve travelled far;
their spirit has made us who we are.
From vast outback to cricket ground
their legacy can still be found.
We do not know what lies ahead,
as in this century now we tread.
Long live a sport that made us great,
for it’s Australian as ‘mate’.
© Helen Harvey, 2009
“Backyard Cricket” by Paul Hetherington
When Peter was caught behind, late afternoon
glinted on the fence, and Annie frowned,
picking up the bat with gaffer tape.
Five runs to win. The sun winked on the window
like a conspirator, then Mick let go
a yorker that, he thought, would spread the stumps.
Annie, stepping down the dusty wicket,
swung like Trumper in the famous picture,
striking the ball so sweetly that is soared
three houses away, to Mr Turner’s yard
where Spot, a terrier, gathered the ball and ran.
‘Six and out’ said Annie, and she laughed.
Ever afterwards it was known
that, at seven she scored the runs to tie
that season’s fixtures at 30 matches each;
that Victor Trumper in the photograph,
legs stretched out, bat raised high to drive,
had never been more glorious to see
than Annie’s flourishing and quick advance,
seeing her moment, taking that moment’s chance.
© Paul Hetherington, 2009
“Unofficial Test Match” by Ian Harrison
Here comes Malcolm Marshall, pushing off the gate
Nervous reed-y taps again, batsman’s only eight
On this green-topped wicked, no hand had dared curate.
He
Looks down at the bowler’s grip, he’s playing for the swing
Cordon behind him crouched; alert, they never drop a thing
Another batsman’s at the ready, waiting in the wing.
Bruce Reid places a fine on-drive, that runs away for four
Bunny raises fist and bat; bowler Marshalls in uproar
Aims the next into the throat, sloped down, it pitched so short.
Now
Viv Richards huffs down to his mark, result is in no doubt
Has the measure of his foe, this win will be a rout
Two more wickets, then he’ll bat, just Blast these buggers out.
Bad light threatens to end the day
Then Mum leans out the Wind’r
“That’s stumps! Now boys, finish your play,
Come in, wash up for dinner!”
© Ian Harrison, 2009
“The Chase to Win” by Joy Hopwood
The crowd’s cheering ferociously
as I’m batting at the crease.
Only four balls remaining
and five runs to win.
Flintoff bowls and the ball tips my bat,
then misses my face.
Onions leap into the air,
it slips through his fingers and escapes.
With one run down,
Ponting’s now at the crease.
Flintoff bowls and it’s a full toss.
The opposing crowd stands to cheer.
Broad dives and catches it.
IT’S OUT!
Our captain’s out!
The game now depends on me.
Two balls remaining and four runs to win.
Johnson’s now at the crease.
Flintoff bowls and Johnson hits.
It bounces to Harmison who aims for the stumps.
He misses…only one ball remaining…3 runs to win.
Flintoff bowls and it edges my bat.
Howzat!
It’s the Pup that hits the 6!
© Joy Hopwood, 2009
“Backyard Cricket Lives Forever” by Daniel Kempnich
When I think of the game in every Aussies hears
From a ‘leggies’ comeback to a young batsman’s start
I’m standing in the backyard with a baggy green ‘dream
Battling the fastest bowlers in the worlds greatest team,
The moment the toss is called, its either heads or tails
I send my mate in on a ‘green top’ – batting fist he Fails
From a ferocious stare just after, a ball beats the edge
A walk down the track for a friendly backyard sledge!
When it’s time to have your bat you give your best and all
Against a mighty swinging missile – the taped up tennis ball
To be cleaned up by a yorker, short by twenty runs
Knowing you could have scored a hundred, in the backyard at Mum’s
As we battle through our series, in any kind of weather
Age is no limit because, backyard cricket lives forever…
© Daniel Kempnich, 2009
“Gordon 4th Grade VS Northern Districts” by Mitch Kleem
Kleem departed cheaply
With runs craved so deeply
James Martin fell to a curse
His mum is apparently former Miss Universe
Crawford and Marvell departed quickly
And the scorecard looked rather sickly
Jono Wigham managed 26
Not enough to impress the chicks.
Chad Soper batted brilliantly for 74
What an excellent innings we all saw.
Iqbal Amed got 41
9 short of a half ton.
210 was the total to defend
a miracle was require; uymar was to send
He took 2/38
The others would have to wait.
Chad Soper took 1/43
But that was all there would be
ND’S passed our score
That’s the news in grade four
© Mitch Kleem
“Crystal Clear Cricket” by Mike Langford
Mum whispered to her boy, “Are you asleep my dear?”
“Almost”, said Jimmy, taking the piece from his ear.
You have to listen hard with a radio crystal,
Through crackle and hiss from a game near Bristol???
But long nights like this can have an effect
On a ten year old boy with a five day test.
“You look so tired”, said mum with a hug.
“I know”, mumbled Jimmy… “It must be a bug!”
The doctor took samples and tested for pains,
Final diagnosis… Linseed oil in his veins!
“Oh no”, cried his mum, “Will it last many nights?”
“Bad news”, said the Doc… “For the rest of his life!”
Thirty years later, there’s not much change here,
Through McGilvary is missing and the sound’s crystal clear.
Jimmy whispers to his son, “share with your brother,
Keep the noise down … and don’t tell your mother!”
© Mike Langford, 2009
“The Spirit of Cricket” by Linda Livermore
Cricket stands for unity. It speaks for national pride
It bridges gaps around the world, so all can come and ride
The wave of success in mastering ourselves in this games’ play
To test the strength of body, mind, heart, honour _ All the way
Stop the clock, slow it down, so all can see
The game that shows unfurled
What was born in the motherland
But whose Spirit here is _ ‘The Worlds”
Every player, every spectator, is a part of this games whole
It bridges colour, race and creed. For perfecting the art of Unity in Self-mastery
In Cricket _ this is its’ goal
So with no explanation of a golden duck, hat trick, or a little French cut
To appease your appetite I refrain.
Find in you the spirit, which part you play
Join the team, flow like The Don, commit yourself your worth, your way
© Linda Livermore, 2009
“Over the Fence and You’re out” by Peter Mace
Garbage bin for a wicket, a dog to fetch the ball.
Dusty pitch in Spadgers Lane beside the dairy’s wall.
After school, bare feet, no pads and Tommy’s old man’s bat.
Crease marked by a scratch, the wicket best described as flat
Bluey’s cacky handed and Bill hasn’t got a clue.
His sister would be better, but she’s down with the flu.
So we each dream of our heros, Tommy, Blue and me,
Playing on a “belter” at the famous SCG
Bluey’s Dennis Lillee with the Ashes on the line
As Tommy mimicks Rodney Marsh, yelling out “its mine!!”
And seeing I’m the Captain, cause it’s me who owns the ball
I got to be Greg Chappell, no arguments at all.
Just remember all the rules so there can be no doubt.
Hit the ball over the fence and sorry mate, you’re out!
© Peter Mace, 2009
“The In’s and Out’s of Cricket” by Suzanne PQ MacKinlay
I walked inside, to walk around,
The outside of the inside ground.
But the inside outside was out of bounds,
So on the outside inside, I sat down.
The inside inside game was news,
So on the outside outside people queued,
To get to the outside inside and choose,
Who on the inside inside would win or lose.
At the outside inside things were tense,
He on the inside outside showed some sense,
Stopping an inside inside hit to the fence!
Inside to outside the joy was immense.
© Suzanne PQ MacKinlay, 2009
“Just Cricket” by Don Maclennan
such is the spectacle of the game to watch
even progress of a file download
may surpass the thrill of a test match
tradition expects fair play and genial mode
twenty two players and twenty two yards
howzat? Not out but appeals for sure
Sledging’s illegal tut tut no yellow cards
No rules for this sport just governed by law
put an old spin on it or a new yorker
out for a duck. What’s a Duckworth? Lewis knows
maybe out on bail or perhaps a walker
someone calls over but on it goes
this just isn’t cricket join the throng
a hundred thousand viewers can’t be wrong
© Don Maclennan, 2009
“Adjusting the Vision” by Kay Manley
What can you say about cricket
that is irrelevant?
Nothing!
Round s the game is square
it leaves nothing to be desired,
no gaps to fill across time,
age or gender as all embrace
its’ noble parameters.
Shakespeare in all his plays
and sonnets could not
convey despair to delight
as found in cricket; and
a pas de deux of much loved
fame or exquisite voice
of opera sung, still
leaves one waiting.
But not cricket, which
always leaves the senses
satiated, with back to back
boundaries, away, on the
outside edge of the bat,
timed beautifully, despite
the bowling of naggingly
accurate line and length.
Whoever said cricket was
boring? Just changing the
field provides constant
tension, attack with the ball,
put the off-spinner in,
change the delivery, work
on consistency, looking for
the victorious out finger.
It’s unique, the way cricket
combines such breathtaking
drama with spilt-second action,
frenzied emotions, passions, agony,
tactical genius, complicity and
fiendishly executed strategies
that makes a golf hole-in-one
seem very tame.
Not to mention the
historic cricket legacy
of coaches and players
commentators, reporters,
families, brothers, sisters, mentors,
all sowing seeds of greatness
in a world needing hope,
inspiration and example
for the young.
For who can replace those who
grew, from ashes of despair
and circumstances, to home their skills,
build character, persistence, courage,
who, through hard years of training
and sacrifice, rose through the ranks
to emerge taking victory
for their country.
Any it doesn’t end there.
It’s not just the winning
but the spirit of cricket,
to play fair, do the right thing,
acquiesce to a higher authority,
be patient, long-suffering, kind
to all, to win the prize; not like
some games I could mention.
It’s not much of a stretch of
imagination to think of cricket
in Afghanistan, teaching the
Taliban these basic riles,
to break down barriers of abuse,
hatred, killings, to replace the
veil of their shame and disdain
with tolerance.
And who says just one person
can’t make a difference, when,
to quote Lao Tzu, ‘The journey
of a thousand miles begins
with one step,’ a bat and a ball,
a friendly smile, an encouraging
word, a good report, all the things
cricket does best.
In short, cricket is the gift that
just keeps on giving.
For those contemplating
a time in the future when
they may miss a season,
I’m sure there’ll be cricket
in heaven, for God loves
a cheerful giver.
© Kay Manley, 2009
“Cricket Poem – A Prelude to the Ashes” by Vicky Manley
The weather is clear; the grass cut fine
Ponting and his men are waiting in line;
HUSH…A whisper of ghosts gone by; is it
Lillee or March, Waugh or Gilly?
“Yes”, they’re saying “Oh England, don’t be SILLY”.
“The ASHES are ours, here to stay; now let
our young blokes get out and play”.
Is that Warnie standing by – with a ‘wicket’ glint in his eye?
Once a spinner now a winner as Compare extraordinaire
And there’s Richie with a few words to say.
Now let’s get on our way!
CRACK go the wickets, SMASH goes the
BAT. Johnson and Lee state: “now that’s, THAT”.
A smile from Clarke a handshake or two and the English
are crying boo hoo. Green baggy caps are flying
Sky-high and the Australian Cricket team bids England
BYE-BYE.
© Vicky Manley, 2009
“We Celebrate a National Pastime!” by Ray Martin
It started with backyard cricket
When “over the fence” was out!
There was no ‘keeper for caught behind,
Leg before wicket was not out,
We then played street cricket
With a fierce desire to win
Against the neighbourhood kids
The wicket, a kerosene tin!
In Summer, we played beach cricket
Where sand became the turf
Family and friends called, Howzat!
When our dog caught the ball in the surf,
At school, we loved our sport,
Study came second to cricket
A century against another school
Was considered, highly academic!
Some went on to play club cricket
Aspiring to make the test team
To represent their country
To wear the “baggy green”
Now with 20/20 and one day cricket
Many new stars will be born
We celebrate a national pastime!
Our inspiration, Bradman and Warne!
© Ray Martin, 2009
“Another Australian Legend” by Mary McCall
Tarless, treeless, negligible traffic, a typical 1940’s
suburban street, rowed white-picketed clay-bedded roses
guaranteeing, excluding the occasional sticky wicket,
a perfect Sunday Arvo Cricket Pitch
when nearing dusk one January afternoon
boastful, bare-chested, barefoot adolescents, having
demolished their Mum’s Traditional Sunday Lamb Roast,
display unwavering confidence in their invincibility.
As truculent teenagers begrudgingly tolerate prepubescent players
and a solitary, enthusiastic, past his prime father,
Five runs needed, one over to go and last wicket standing, their highest
wicket taker triumphantly delivers three unstrikingly impressive Yorkers
Aware over the fence for six onto railway property
risks prosecution, children watch in awe as an equally
determined batsman holds ground, digs deep and
drives a full-blooded whack straighter than an arrow,
above clamouring outstretched arms, between the open doors
of a passing train, never again to grace this hallowed pitch as
Our Dad, in true Bradman style
Became another Australian Legend.
© Mary McCall, 2009
“The Beverages Cup” by Graeme McCarthy
“It’s Saturday arvo, the sun is well up
We’re off to Fitzgerald’s, for the “Beverages Cup”
Packs the esky, the stubbies, grab the old bat,
Grab the fruit box for wickets, and grab my straw hat”
“I pick Daniel and Mikey, you have Bretty and Paul
And I’ll take young Trevor; he’s good with the ball
I’ll take Irene and Livvy, and I want the dog too –
He’s a gun at long-on, and he can stop one or two.”
“I’ll toss; Hills or Flats – what is your call?”
“Rules: One hand, one bounce, no outs on first ball
Over the fence or the garage – always six and out
The batsman must fetch, the losers must shout.”
Dan opens the bowling from the barbeque end
Bretty takes strike, his gaze is wizened
The ball rockets in, Bretty drives with great skill
“I’ll just have a beverage, while you chase the pill!”
© Graeme McCarthy, 2009
“The Sri Lankan Beach Eleven” by Brian McLoughlin
We’re the Sri Lankan Beach Eleven.
We’ve come to ask a favour, Kevin,
Our leaky boat just got us here.
We sailed for weeks, despite our fear.
Through thirsty, tired and very thin
We wondered if you’d let us in.
We have no visa, passport, ticket.
But won’t you let us play beach cricket?
We all came dressed in cricket whites
So we can get some human rights.
We hope that in this style of dress
We won’t be picked on by the press.
Kevin, please, spin some magic.
Don’t catch us like a cricket tragic.
Let us play in your land of plenty.
We’ll take you on a twenty / twenty.
Your opponents are in error.
We don’t think you’re soft on terror.
Let us slip through to the keeper.
What’s one more asylum seeker?
Come on, Kev, that’s the ticket.
Otherwise it’s just not cricket.
© Brian McLoughlin, 2009
“On the Cricket Ball” by Mark Miller
Something about it appeals to me:
this most democratic of objects,
the symbol of unity, of completion,
the matter of constant contention
is belted from pitch to pavilion,
hurled and caught,
thrashed and blasphemed,
not in the privacy of private homes
but very publicly, ritually,
in playgrounds and schoolyards,
on clipped yellow strips,
in lit stadiums of electric green,
the crowds in awe
at a rocketing yorker,
a rearing bouncer,
or vicious spin…
Sometimes it gets its own back
with a shattered stump, a split bat,
or the imprint of its stitches
on a bruised hip …
but these are minor by comparison.
Prized so highly,
yet discarded so early –
witness the one-dayers, the day-nighters –
it amuses town-park picnickers,
is even churned up by mowers,
a sad souvenir of summer,
no longer slammed into pitches
or cracked against pickets,
inciting the crowd’s rapture,
the player’s chagrin.
© Mark Miller, 2009
“The Test of ‘88” by Allyson Jean Mills
Aaaah, the sights of McDermott, Dyer and Marsh
Theres’ Taylor and Jones and Velette at last
Look, Border and the Captain with Dodemaide and Waugh
Now Sleep and Boon, could we ask for more
We waited in silence, eyes glued to the box
Mike opted for batting, in his favour it dropped
The game began with Moxon and Broad
A partnership placing 93 on the board
But it wasn’t, Moxon sensed a vendetta
When he challenged the skills of Sleep and Veletta
Robinson made 43, great batting!
But with Dodemaides help, summonded Captain Mike Gatting
Allan declared Waugh! And Mike left on 13
As Athey strode in to “God Save Our Queen”.
Broad seemed confused, the ball of the bale
Went for the bale, is it pay up or gao!
Athey and Capell played well against Australia
But soon became victims to the hands of our Taylor
Emburey and French, a match to desire
Now stumped for words, thanks to “wicky” Grey Dyer
Foster and Hemmings, batting time to the wave
Fosters’ out, caught by Border, and the ball Taylor-made
Dilley came in…………..the crowd came alive!
Waugh has bowled Dilley………England out on four – two – five
Now I’ve left out two innings and I’d love to say more
But then I thought, what the heck, the game is a draw
© Allyson Jean Mills, 2009
“Stumped” by Neville Mills
Young Millicent and Norman Glue were hoping for a family
They tried the methods old and new their problem was fertility
The Doctor gave them his view, after his examination
The right thing for you in Invitro fertilization
Nervously pacing up and down, Norm was on his own
On his brown a worried frown, it was time to telephone
All the worry turned to joy when the nurse said don’t you fret
You have a healthy baby boy, but call back, it’s not over yet
Nurse confirmed a boy and a girl and there could be more
Norman’s head was in a whirl, maybe three or four
While taking a short break, many drinks were downed
Norman by mistake rang Sydney Cricket Ground
He was told with sweating brow his family in flux
They’re all out now and the last two were ducks.
© Neville Mills, 2009
“The Noble Game” by Rob Morrison
“The Nobel Game.” Yes, that’s how cricket’s known,
But quick research reveals it’s not alone.
Type “Noble Game” in Google; it will say
A dozen games deserve that sobriquet
There’s rummy, baseball, cribbage, goose and chess,
And billiards, tangrams, poker; pool no less!
Or glassball, in which students for a bet
Play ping-pong using bottles as the net.
But those who understand such games insist
That cricket is the noblest in the list;
A metaphor for life, which all can see
Reflected in its terminology
All-rounders play the ball, and not the man,
Avoiding sticky wickets if they can
And, in their innings, hit a six with luck
To score a century, and not a duck.
But metaphors mislead, as some would claim
Who find their life a most ignoble game
Which they, the metaphoric “flannelled fools,’
Must play without an umpire, team or rules.
© Rob Morrison, 2009
“Bush Cricket for ‘Billy Lids’” by Thomas Muir
They start arriving quite early on Saturday morning, of a day that’s promising heat,
To a cleared patch of ground out in the bush, next to a paddock of wheat.
They jump out of cars and ‘cockies’ old ‘utes, dressed in freshly washed whites,
The gear is unpacked and dropped in the dust, following time honoured rites.
The Captain will count up his players, in the hope they can field a full side,
The parents turn into umpires and scores, while others are masking their pride.
Everyone’s assured of a bat and a bowl, a chance to improve on their skills,
No fancy clinic with well known names, it maybe lacking the frills.
But you can’t replace, the smile on the face, of a youngster whose made his first run,
On a dusty old track, with flies on his back, underneath a hot country sun.
© Thomas Muir, 2009
“Grammar’s Whammer Slammer, the Claremont Master Blaster” by Garry Munday
Out at Christ Church Grammar, there’s a special cricket master
Who was out to prove to one and all he was the Master Blaster
“We’ve got to get your folks to come and enjoy this faster game.
No boring long white creams where you all just look the same.”
So that teacher crossed the boundary bare as the day he was born,
He streaked across the cricket pitch, Christ Church’s sacred lawn.
No Greg Chappell batting there, to swat him on the bum,
No Terry Alderman to tackle him while he was on his run,
Nearby the head was standing and nearly blew a fuse
The ladies checked out his style, our bare-assed naked nude
And the Chaplain standing near, was heard to utter “Golly”
As the teacher sprinted, by decked out in Dunlop Volleys.
Now through the dorms of Christ Church Grammar,
The boys, recall the legend, that streaking Whammer Slammer.
© Garry Munday, 2009
“Over There and Here” by Nikesh Murali
Here we sit around the green oval drinking lemonade and beer
And the boys in their whites like angels promised unto piety
Dip into kits – forage, examine and discard.
They swing their bats in practiced reflection,
Some bounce the cherry red ball on the grass
And others stride like pilgrims to the sunbaked shrine.
Over there, the boys crowd in narrow lanes,
Under the gaze of buildings the colour of willow.
They spit dust and shout over rickshaws.
Someone tosses a corroded coin
And they scramble for the bat with its missing bits consumed by concrete.
Over here and there the umpire calls ‘begin’,
The ritual of life is played out
And the trials of the hunter and the hunted begin.
© Nikesh Murali, 2009
“Six and Out” by Sally Murphy
On the telly
when the cricketers
hit a six
the crowd goes wild
the commentators shout
and the batsman
raises his bat in triumph.
At the pool
when you hit a six
everyone looks at the ball
floating in the water
groans out loud
and says
“You’re out!”
© Sally Murphy, 2009
“Stanzas for Stan McCabe” by David Musgrave
You made cricket the most essential of inessential things
For a generation: ‘brilliance wearing the dress of culture’
Was Neville Cardus’ praise; “The Pavlova of cricket’,
A Durban newspaper’s: ‘Napper’, your teammates’
After they mistook you for the Emperor’s ghost on a tour of Fontainebleau;
mine is poetry , which you were to the Don’s unstoppable prose.
You’re remembered for what almost all the living have forgot:
the three great inning of Bodyline, Johannesburg
and greatest of them all, Trent Bridge, where like you Emperor
of lost causes, romantic and unstoppable, you charged and charged
as if there were no end, no death, no doom. It’s fitting that you ended up
at Beauty Point, and died there: but what’s the point of beauty
if memories like these are now just words? The point is you’ve become
now what you were, poetry, ,and the imagination still leaps at your name.
© David Musgrave, 2009
“Barker’s Creek Cricket Club” by Jeanne M. Norris
Of cricket it’s the national hub, second to the MCG,
Continuously playing on their home ground, since 1853!.
The Cricket Club of India gave them membership rights,
So Barkers took off to India, played cricket, and saw the sights.
India have toured to Barker’s Creek, and played 3 times before,
Barker’s have been to India once, with new experiences galore,
Escorted out by riot police, to play the cricket they heard the sound,
Of a crowd of seven thousand or so, who gathered at the ground!
The cricket ground at Barker’s Creek, rises gently to the north,
Before they play they clear the ground, of “roos” and snakes of course.
When they win the premiership, bag-pipes play in grand fashion
As the lads of Barker Cricket Club, play their game – with passion.
© Jeanne M. Norris
“Cricket Circa ‘75” by Mike Osborne
Last weekend we went to the cricket,
Australia v Windies on a sticky wicket.
Chappell and Lloyd stride out for the toss
As we sink beer, predicting a Windies loss.
Fredericks and Greenidge come out with pluck
But Greenidge goes for a dismal duck.
Fredericks lashes out but Viv and Lloyd go cheap.
The Windies hole is getting deep.
Lillee and Thommo are breathingn fire,
At the stumps Marsh will never tire.
But their ‘keeper Murray seems set for a ton
As long as the clouds don’t cover the sun.
Then a tropical storm rolls in from the east
And looks set-in, for a week at least.
As the Brisbane rain comes pelting down
Lloyd wears a smile and Chappell a frown.
If you love to watch your sports
And aren’t too keen on courses or courts,
Cricket is a ripper game
As long as it doesn’t bloody rain.
© Mike Osborne, 2009
“Village Green Cricket” by Ian Painter
Its cricket,
That green strip, ringed by old oak trees, deck chairs under the shade,
Floral patterned frocks and children running. Then,
Dustcoat clad umpires signal “play”.
Short-pitched ball, pulled to leg for four,
Umpire signals, scorers wave, applause,
Glance to fine leg, good shot.
Tickle a catch to fist slip and walk without looking at the ump.
Counter lunch at the village pub. Pork pies and pints of Best Bitter
should loosen up the bowling arm as well as the line and length.
Post lunch field placements are supple, forgiving and random.
Good shots, bad shots, fours and singles,
Dropped catches, brisk running,
Match finished.
22 thirsty men head off for the first of many pints.
Speeches of congratulation and condolence and
Teams rock off homewards down country lanes
Dozing and thinking of that ball less well bowled,
That was cricket,
Well played.
© Ian Painter, 2009
“The Last Delivery” by Shona Parker
The sun high above the Members’,
A hush fell across the crowd,
As Thommos took a run up
To do Australia proud.
He thundered down the crease,
Determination in his eye.
The batsman swung wildly,
The umpire signaled leg-bye.
Thommo wearily wiped his brow –
The test rested on this ball,
The last one of the over,
The series teetered two-all.
He spat into his palm,
Shone red streaks upon his thigh.
They might be nearly done for,
But he’d bloody well give it a try.
With every muscle bristling,
Thommos torpedoed out the ball
So fast the batsman floundered
And his partner misheard the call.
He was halfway down the crease,
The striker still shouting, “wait”!
Thommos saw his chance,
He lined the ball up straight.
Like hailstones, off the wicket
The bales began to fall.
Bloody oath! Thommo delivered victory
Off the last ball of them all.
© Shona Parker, 2009
“Spirit of the Bat” by Robyn Parnell
The openers reach the crease,
The call is loud – it’s “Run!!”
They dream of being Bradman
Let’s go for it – a ton.
There’s pace, spin and seamers,
Bouncers overhead,
The ball needs shining on a thigh,
Grass stains tinge with red
A partnership of fifty,
Ten overs, strike rate high,
They bring the field in closer,
Cut the singles, stop the bye.
Settling into rhythm,
They edge the ball for four,
Spectators feel the tension rise,
One yells out “what’s the score?”
They’re on the devils number,
Thirteen left to go,
The willow cracks the ball to cover,
In quickly comes the throw.
That third run is too risky,
He shouts an urgent “No!”
Bat slides towards the popping crease,
The wicky is too slow.
The crowd is on its feet now,
To clap the weary pair,
And briefly they acknowledge,
Bats raised in the air.
© Robyn Parnell, 2009
“A Cricket Match” by Doreen Pascal-Murray
the wicket keeper stumbles into position
claps his bulky gloves
shows off his new white pads
misses every chance
behind him
his little sister stops the ball
throws it to the bowler.
fielders chat with batsmen
admire shirts and shoes
share lollies
cheer when anyone
hits the ball
the bowler
someone’s dad
sends down gentle underarms
for every innings
runs after wild returns
applauds near misses
consoles those who fall over.
still smiling
players shamble off the field
embracing each other
parents pat their backs
ruffle their hair
tell them
they are proud
the scoreboard is bland
no-one cares
beneath it sits mums
amongst the waiting wheelchairs
with soft drinks and chips
for their cricketers
© Doreen Pascal-Murray, 2009
“Cricket in the ‘Burbs” by Michael Paturzo
There is a chap from Burwood
Ralph Peters is his name
To take a cricket hat-trick
Is Ralph Peter’s burning aim
He’s achieved a wicket maiden
Perhaps a wicked maiden too
But bowling a maiden over
Any fool can do
It’s not that he’s a braggart
Though some may thing him vain
But check his crazy run-up
It gives everyone a pain
He waddles to the left
He waddles to the right
But then comes steaming inward
He’s sure a funny sight
One day he got amongst the runs
A full three score and ten
You should have seen the chest expand
Just like a strutting hen
Now we shouldn’t be uncharitable
Or treat the man unfair
For to see his easy manner
He seems never to have a care
© Michael Paturzo, 2009
“The Summer Game” by James Payne
When summer pulls up stumps on winter’s rougher games
And bakes the earth and fries the grass straw-brown
We come together, our team with gentler aims
Each weekend in our little northern town.
Boydie is our captain, he drives a bus and bats five
Sanjiv drives a blackboard, he’s our leggie, hard to pick
Tommy flies a desk for Rudd, you should see his cover-drive
Our keeper drives a scalpel, and doesn’t miss a nick.
Jake has driven nothing since his wife walked out last year
It’s cricket keeps him going, keeps the black dog from his door
And Carlos drives us crazy with his boasts of girls and beer
But with a new ball and the wind, you’d think Lindwall lived once more.
The rest of us we do our best, we answer summer’s call,
It’s game defines our nation it unifies us all.
© James Payne, 2009
“Colourful” Cricket” by Windred Peppinck
Ah cricket – the enigmatic game
For the refined, and the uncouth
The venerable, old, grey-haired man
The spotted, pimply youth
Polite clapping in the Members’ Stand
The ugly Mexican Wave
The measure “Well done old boy”
The spittle-flecking rave.
A bowler charging batsman
Like a horseman at the Boyne
“Oh my goodness, dear old chap”
“He’s struck him in the groin”!
Yet there along the terraces
They jeer as batsman falls
The laughter and the whistling
“Ere, ‘e’s got ‘im in the balls!
© Winfred Peppinck
“Social Cricket, the Universe, and Everything” by Graeme Philipson
They call is “Social Cricket” – as if it’s just a fling
As if there’s not more to it, no more than other things.
But they also say that “life’s a game”, or that “love is in the mind”
We make light of many things, it seems, it’s the way that we’re inclined.
But if our cricket’s only “social”, then Shakespeare was just a hack
And Bonaparte a soldier boy, Hippocrates a quack
Einstein described mere trifles, Scott strolled out in the snow
There’s more to bat and ball and stumps than we can ever know.
Not everything is called the same as what it really means
Some say that cricket’s nothing but a game between two teams.
And “social”? Sure, but so it birth, death, and all between
I say, if cricket’s just a game, then life is just a dream.
© Graeme Philipson, 2009
“How Wuzza Seals the Match against Navarre with a Six to Make the Finals” by Rhonda Poholke
Moyston Cricket Ground.
Last over before stumps.
Moyston needs six runs, Navarre wants their tenth wicket.
Wuzza strolls out like a white knight, his box
a big, bold statement.
He digs himself in, adjusts the box
left thigh, then right
centres it with a pat –
the Moyston supporters grip their faith.
The bowler pounds down the crease
Wuzza taps the balls away, no runs.
Next ball – the bowler lunges
the ball strikes Wuzza’s box, soars, over the boundary
hits the football score board
his bat flying along the pitch.
‘Howzat!!’ – he can’t believe it.
Navarre can’t believe it either.
SIX! – cheering at the umpire’s signal.
No one gives a damm that they are box byes.
‘Wuzza’, they chant.
His team mates carry him off, aloft
that heroic mound of manhood
sticking up like Mount William.
© Rhonda Poholke, 2009
“Rounder Bat, 1950” by Judith Pugh
Prickly grass on the dune.
For hours without a chance
I’d fielded: silent, burned,
no remonstrance.
My turn at last.
Geoff with the ball to the other end
Donald “This is your bat”
“No.” Don’t condescend
Bat high as me. But
on equal terms, I’d waited for a go.
(Besides, if you give it back
your sissiness might show).
They played first class before
they were uncles: now their first niece,
same genes but golden hair,
they saw, was serious.
Revisiting I see them glance
athlete to uncle, relief and guilt
competing. The aunts
away, babysitting overlooked.
Luckily, Geoff was tired.
When the ball rolls on the ground
you can sort of run the bat along the flat.
Jack fell over when he tried to field
and it was buried in the sand.
I was Not Out at Tea
and
Carried Off in Triumph.
© Judith Pugh, 2009
“Backyard Dreams” by Kevin Pye
The pets are fed, chores are done,
There’s still three hours of summer sun.
He sweeps the backyard pitch well worn,
Stony, dusty, devoid of lawn
The questions that go through is head
Are shared with team mates in the shed.
Will he call heads or tails?
Do the stumps have their bails?
Is the umpire in his place?
Which batsman will now face?
He’ll throw the old golf ball,
Rebound it from the wall.
Direct it at the sticks,
Looking for first slip snicks.
Will he dive for the catch,
Claim a win, this Test match?
Like Richie in the stand,
His comments are fist hand.
The skip spreads the fielders,
For two tail end wielders.
Friendly but cajoling.
He likes short pitched bowling.
Only one but he’s two teams,
Playing out boyhood dreams.
He has plans to be seen
In an Aussie, baggy green.
© Kevin Pye, 2009
“Our Cricket Team” by Bob Ramsey
Our muddied oafs of winter
Now flannelled fools of Spring.
Tons or disappointments?
What will the season bring?
The husky front-row forward
Bowls with the speed of light.
His bloodied nose now exchanged
For red stains on his whites.
The flashy five-eights’ captain
Bats at number three.
He scores more than half our runs
The hope of our side is he.
A Pakistani’s joined out team
His arms are matchstick thin.
He’s out of place amongst this lot,
We dismiss him with a grin.
But now the captain’s failed,
Others are out of luck.
Mahommed’s in, will he succeed?
Or score the dreaded duck.
He glides the ball with easy grace
And scores, and scores some more.
He bowls as well, cool tweakers
And gets us off the floor.
I didn’t score, am wicketless,
Dropped catches, such an oaf.
This game’s really stupid,
I think I’ll take up golf.
© Bob Ramsey, 2009
“An Epic Game” by Stuart Reiss
They number eleven, each opposing force
Odd men amongst gods, show no remorse
Dislodge the white riders with deadly speed
It’s now ours to break and end their deed
Two sets of three they’ll surely break
Tall pillars of ivory they now must take
He comes with fury, an arm of steel
To deliver the fear at poor mans heal
Now man you must not fear this hide
But block with bat ill terror subside
Hence one cometh with strangest strength
That hide now fly-eth over longest length
To smash that hide of tanned beast
Four runs to par take at very least
It only be ended till nine lay down
And the tenth be defeated and lose his crown
Now pendulum swings but the other way
That poor mans courage to now display
They number eleven, yet again I wait
To finish this Foley and decide their fate!
© Stuart Reiss, 2009
“First Summer” by Clive Rodney
In his fist summer on Australian soil
He looked quizzingly at the long piece
of wood, the three tall sticks and a
hard red ball.
As young boys his age stepped out twenty paces
in his home backyard,
wise old eyes from a distance prayed this new game
would make him friends in a land
far away from the guns, hurt and stolen
playmates in the streets of yesterday.
The bright red ball replaced the stones
he threw, the bat was defence to
a charging aggressor.
His new friends dived and threw,
ran and laughed, cried and swore,
and this was fun, this game of cricket.
There was respect for a new found game
of friendship through bat and ball.
The troubles of the war-torn street games were
soon forgotten in his backyard battleground.
© Clive Rodney, 2009
“Kelpies, Chooks and Tennis Balls” by William Rogan
Mum at short fine leg
Brother shining up the egg
Dad behind the stumps
Big sister and kelpie cross, the Umps
Sun dipping low, no need to squint
Step towards leg, just a hint
At the top of this run
Tennis ball in hand, set to stun
Charging into his stride
Short outside off, let it slide
Dad takes cleanly and sends ball back to Brother
But not before flicking backhand to Mother
Sister now a fielder, stands by the chook shed door
Now up to the kelpie to signal runs and raise his paw
In he comes, in or outswinger, will have to wait for it to shape
Either that or try to tell which side has the tape
It’s an inswinger but I pick it too late
I’m done, bowled through the gate
The bin totters about to fall
The kelpie barks twice, you bloody beauty, no ball
© William Rogan, 2009
“Nature in Cricket” by Richard A. Rowland
Peace……….tree’s, grass, blue skies, sun
Natures surrounds
Rising like a snow leopard
Thudding akin to wallaby takeoff,
Wind and movement, charging,
Twisting and stride to deliver accuracy……
A cracking branchlike sound
Red flashing ball sent rabbiting across grassy outfield
The sounds of majestic, gentle spirit of game…..
Another end rises in physical endeavour.
Emerging shortly to gyrate a turn…
The flight, enticing response,
Decision to strike evaluated,
Deceived by disguise, a fate befalls….
Tumbling wood
Another warrior appears, equipped…
A vice-like grip of a crafter weapon,
Eye of the eagle adjusts,
Stillness and poise
Exact step, balance and posture….
Noise of strike, slight, perfect timing
Over boundary of predators red soars,
Human hands explode….
As skill of achievement acknowledged,
Time….patience…..nature surrounds
Ongoing movement of flannelled players
Till triumph and glory,
A spirit of a civilized culture encaptured,
A play of a dozen in courteous resolve…..
© Richard A. Rowland, 2009
“Cricket a Game for All!” by Philip R. Rush
From Charleville to Geraldton, from mountains to the sea,
From beaches to suburban parks, and on the SCG
Throughout the spring and summer, and into autumn, too,
We hear the game of cricket played, a sound forever new.
Driftwood wickets on the beach: a bumpy, sandy pitch.
Exclusive private ovals for the cricket-loving rich!
The backyard, still, for many, with stumps a tree or post,
And in our towns and cities, the local park for most!
If we have any national game, then cricket is the one;
Played by folk of every age, beneath our southern sun!
Of Australia’s sporting heroes, those still alive, or gone;
Undoubtedly the greatest! – that genius, The Don!
The peak of sporting honours, the pinnacle, the best,
Is to be selected captain of an Ashes’ cricket test!
Our community is strengthened by cricket’s bat and ball,
For this Australian institution is available to all!
© Philip R. Rush, 2009
“Cricket Rules” by Mike Rushford
In the days before discovering the dashing game of bat and ball,
merely was I a shell of a man – lonely, hurting, small.
But then I saw that little red sphere – spinning like Saturn above,
hitting hard a wooden plank – immediate, blissful love.
But it seems there are no exceptions in life, you take the good with the bad,
forever explaining the rules to my women – honey, you’re driving me mad!
Why oh why, forever she moaned, did my gorgeous girl,
but then she was cured, to think she missed, so any a Gilchrist whirl.
Together now we sit to watch the greatest game of all,
that is when I am not with mate on an infamous Sydney crawl.
There’s the Excelsior at the starting line, the Cricketers Arms the end,
and plenty of time upon reaching the ground, for everyone to mend!
© Mike Rushford
“If the Americans would only Play Cricket” by John R. Sabine
There is much to be said for their national game
though where else does it carry any fame?
The World Series they call it, when nowhere
else in the world does anyone care;
yet from every land they would flock for a ticket –
if the Americans would only play cricket.
Now basketball can be fast and fun
as up and down the court they run,
just for an hour or less; what a craze,
they need a game that lasts five days.
then they could see both wood and thicket –
if the Americans would only play cricket.
Sir Francis Drake remained on the green
playing bowls when the Spaniards were seen;
just so, the Taliban would surely loose heart
with our leaders not on a golfing cart
but with Obama and Kevin07 both at the wicket;
ah! If the Americans would only play cricket.
© John R. Sabine, 2009
“Car Horns and Sleeping Dogs – A Haiku Sequence” by Rob Scott
off the long run
the salivating dog
sidles towards me
retrieving the ball
amidst the cheering
galahs
mid-summer-
day moon eclipsed
by a skied hook
fluffed catch
muted by the smell
of burnt sausages
last ball before lunch
the batsman lets it go
with a flouris
cool change
a bat covered in sand
props open the door
rain delay
chalk-drawn stumps
trickle down the curb
fifty up –
he doffs his cap
to car horns and sleeping dogs
loud appeal
a passing cyclist
slows to a halt
Post-lunch
The gully grasses
A lazy pull
out of form
the number three over-keen
in the field
trick or treat
the child asks
for his ball back
© Rob Scott, 2009
“Community Boundaries” by Christine Sell-Brown
Boundaries of ploughed ground
And dirt patch were our stage
With no uniform to stand out
Only those who won at the end of the day…
We had our sledges out at Colac West
And stuck with our given nicknames
Bullocky Westwood … Guner Gaylard …
And area names were kept on a Ladder
By the Colac Herald, a regular read print paper
Which lifted the game like a banner
And spread news of who had gone under …
Many a duck and puns to be had … and
Every lad had a dream to make a century, or more
Seventy-five years ago and before …
Out the back of James Hayes’ personal property
At Lochvile House in Murray street, 1910 (nineteen hundred and ten)
Began … a dreamed team of brothers
Who surfaced out at Balintore…‘by George’
Followed a script when they laid in a paddock
Alongside the beloved Homestead ‘Colenso’…
The first potent concreate … district … cricket pitch.
© Christine Sell-Brown
“Ashen” by Cameron Semmens
On seeing Ricky Ponting
lose the Ashes a second time.
on the fourth day
of the firth test
at five past six
let us zoom in close
to the face of our skipper
his baggy green sagging
long since faded
his lips as dry and scabby
as the four-day-old wicket
after such a long time in the sun
gloom
is stretching out across his cracked-pitch skin
his face is a field of shadow upon shadow
on his jaw
the shadow reaches to four o’clock
and every stump of stubble
is a burnt match
his eyes
are piles of charcoal
burnt-out bonfires
but the fires
never burned bright enough
for the Ashes
the whole series is etched
between the lines
on his face
Ponting
at the end
on the Oval
at five past six
ashen
© Cameron Semmens, 2009
“Cricket in the Backyard” by Jeanette Severs
Cricket in the backyard
An Australian institution
Over the fence for six and out
is part of the constitution
Thommo’s at the crease
Ready for the ball
Davo takes the catch
and ‘Howzat!’ we call
Then just as the scores
get real tight,
The girls going the game and
complain about the light.
We tell ‘em to shove off
Dad says they gotta play
Underarm bowling with a tennis ball
That’s the order of the day.
We drop a few catches,
They think they’re real grouse
Then mum calls us for tea
and we head for the house
Simmo grabs the ball
Jingles grabs the bat
And tells us guys,
“That’s enough of that.
When we come back, its
proper rules we’ll play,
We’ll make you boys regret
Playing like wimps today.”
© Jeanette Severs, 2009
“One Day of the Year” by Pamela Sherpa
The cricket set lies dormant
Behind the brooms and mops
We bring it out just once a year
To play on Christmas morning.
The green front lawn is our lush field
Everyone joins in
The mulberry tree with knotted arms
Can choose to hide or yield.
While uncle Bill can’t run at all
He’ll trick us with his spin
And chuckle when he gets us out
With a flick of the tennis ball.
Dad will hit the ball so high
To tease and test us out
He’ll call out “Catch it! catch it”
As we search into the sky.
All the kids will have a bat
As Mum reminds us too
“Don’t trample on the flower beds
Or a window smash.”
When the turkey’s ready
The gear will go away
And sit in darkness with the mops
Until next Christmas day.
© Pamela Sherpa, 2009
“Our M.C.G.” by Dilys Terry Smith
The temperature outside hit 33
We came inside and turned on the TV.
There was a cricket on at the MCG,
t’was England batting against the Aussie.
Inside the house, the air was so cool,
being the weekend, there was no Playschool.
So, when the ads came, we al heard the call:
“Who wants to play cricket, down in the hall?”
Michael was the umpire, he ruled the game,
was also the fieldsman, calling by name:
who was to be bowler; who was to bat:
who played at silly point, just think of that!
There were giggles, with batting and fielding the ball.
There were tumbles and skirmishes, down in the hall.
The place rocked with laughter, as we shouted with glee,
while we played Clark’s Park Cricket, at our MCG.
Our 3 year old umpire lived up to his name –
for Clark’s Park Cricket, was Michael’s Cricket Game!
© Dilys Terry Smith, 2009
“The Umpire’s Appeal” by Yvonne Lesly Sorensen
Many years he’d umpired cricket.
Delivered lengthy spiels,
About running on the wicket,
And frivolous appeals.
He recalled when a local team
Was lagging by one run.
Grand Final win, long held dream,
They’d thought it almost done.
The bowling side used ev’ry trick
To slow the rising score,
Until old Umpy heard a ‘snick.’
That’s when the batsman swore.
His language caused a sledging bout
When the last man took his stand.
Both teams insults shouted out.
They surely would be dammed.
Their behaviour wasted precious time,
To Umpy “twas no joke.
He reckoned it a grievous crime.
To all he sternly spoke.
“Even though ‘tis not the Ashes,
That you are playing for,
I believe these local clashes,
To you should mean much more.
To always want to ‘go for gold,’
Can’t be your only aim.
Remember also to uphold,
The Spirit of the Game.
© Yvonne Lesley Sorensen, 2009
“90 N.O his Cake Said” by Grant Stevens
Cricket mad,
runs in our family.
Taking out bats to bed,
hoping to improve overnight.
I asked my granddad about Archie Jackson,
to hear if he was as good as they say.
My Crick was the neighbour’s name,
back in those days.
Above the usual sixpence for junior chores,
he offered a day at the exhibition ground.
The first of the test.
Permission was needed,
But “I’m not asking mum,
I’m coming.”
Woodfull, Ponsford, McCabe,
they all played that game.
And Kippax,
Lovely shots he had.
Archie?
(Anther name comes up) Webster’s…
It was their pie
that made it a real royal day.
Crispy, juicy,
All that sort of thing.
My first meat pie.
The best thing I’d ever tasted.
What about Bradman?
Did he bat?
Oh, yes.
Two hundred and twenty-three.
And Jackson?
He made none.
© Grant Stevens, 2009
“Silly Mid-On” by Ian Swift
Of all positions on the field, to throw a ball back from
There’s none that strike fear or dread, more than silly mid-on
A dropped catch or two, misfiled or blue, can raise a Captain’s ire.
Yet when he scowls and points in close, it’s then your straits are dire.
Ya don the lid, adjust the box, crouch and concentrate.
Though when the batter takes a swipe, it’ll be that millisecond wait.
Long enough to dance a jig, hop and cover your face
And if embarrassment is all that hits, ya know it’s no disgrace.
Your mates may laugh but it’s relief ya feel, until you hear the call
The ump has got his arm stretched out and he’s signaling no ball.
As the bowler strides in again, to let the leather fly
Ya swallow hard and say your prayers cos’ ya far too young ta die.
© Ian Swift, 2009
“Backyard Battle” by Nerelie Teese
When days start getting longer and air gets warmer too
all around Australia kids know just what to do
the red ball’s in a sock and from a hook it now is hung
cricket season’s on its way and practice has begun
Balls are getting polished, bats are oiled and then knocked in
bowling action’s worked on whether medium, fast or spin
and the batsman’s at the crease tapping bat onto the ground
working on the action for that perfect batting sound
The leaping of the bowler as the missile, it is hurled
spectators roar approval, not caring she’s a girl
his eyes light up, he swings too soon to hear that mighty whack
with disbelief he looks behind and hears the yell “Howzatt!”
He sees his little daughter, not McGrath, Warnie or a Chappell
but her triumphant bowling skill’s won this pre-season’s backyard battle.
© Nerelie Teese, 2009
“The 60 Years War” by Noel Tennison
It all began in our backyard – a rubbish bin without the bails
Mini Sheffield Shield contest – Queensland v New South Wales
As Queensland, I could bat ten times before I was deemed “all out”
Big brother Jack had six years start so one out, all out, don’t pout
No fieldsmen on the boundaries, just the two of us head to head
No LBWs ever allowed, just clean bowled or hit wicket to dread
Over the fence was six and out – our neighbour no cricket lover
I’d swipe their kid’s toys every week then sway for ball recover
I wonder if anybody knows what it’s like to stand in the field
Waiting for over sixty years to win their first Sheffield Shield
And when Queensland did it in ’95, I wonder how many heard
The ghost of my dead brother sigh “well done and well deserved”.
© Noel Tennison, 2009
“Off-Breaks : 10 Summer Haiku” by John Watson
Lindwall and Miller
Running in to bowl. Father
Tries to hear the score
Through the constant static
While he is sawing fibro
For our dream beach house
On the far south coast.
Hassett is batting. The sky
Is as blue as ink.
We have painted stumps
On the side of the garage.
Six is on the beach.
Out to sea the sun
Running up the horizon
Bowls a few off-breaks.
Years later Boycott
Is still playing down the line
And leaving everything
Outside the off-stump.
Ken “Slasher” Mackay, as dour,
Is using his pads
To stay at the crease.
Our beach house looks out to sea.
Father was not there
When Warne bowled Gatting
Round his legs, nor when Meckiff,
Run out, tied the match;
Father did not hear
The road as Chappell sent down
The infamous ball.
© John Watson, 2009
“Picnic in the Park” by Edel Wignell
A cricketing homonym
‘What’s that noise?’ asked the bat in the cave.
He fluttered outside, feeling quite brave.
‘It’s a picnic group with a ball and a bat.
The ball is caught and they shout, ‘Howzatt?’
© Edel Wignell, 2009
“Forty-Four Overs Gone” by Alan Whykes
I’m the gargled appeal on Thursday night at
training. Back throbbing and still sweat to go until stumps; whistling
kites wheel over Darwin fields, curious yet distant.
Will my knees will withstand another year in the
field? We need a coach, more players, fingers unbent by arthritis. Every
second ball scoots under the nets and snarls at cars.
Not out. Ball now forty-four overs old: my age in a battered two piecer.
Pad-up. Pack kit. Remove stumps. Roll pitch. Check scorebooks.
Share a guffaw over match report, joining ducks into Olympian rings.
Next year might bring latest fast-medium sensation from Bangladesh
idling his arm in our ranks, or treadmill days chasing with two men
short. Our baggy black-and-whites will brave the sun
for no glory save fizz and thwack, gottttiiiiiiiimmm!!! I adjust my
boots, wondering if they’ll kiss turf ever
again. Appeal! We wait for the umpire, and he frowns.
© Alan Whykes, 2009
Top 4 2009 Poems and special presentation
